Miss Peach stands up in her chair and toots (you know...she lets on rip)
Miss Peach: "Mommy, what is a fart?"
Mommy: "Ask your Daddy."
Miss Peach: "Daddy, what is a fart?"
Husband: "A fart is a sound your butt makes." (followed by giggles all around)
Miss Peach: "Daddy, do you fart?"
Husband: "Yes, I do." (more giggles all around)
Miss Peach: "Does farting make you happy?" (giggles, giggles, and more giggles)
Husband: "Yes, it does....Does it make you happy?"
Miss Peach: "Yes, it does....Mommy, do you fart?"
Mommy: "No, I don't."
Miss Peach: "Mommy, does that make you sad?" (The Little Man and Miss Peach are all but rolling on the floor at this point)
Me: "I am so done with this conversation."
What do you expect from dinner with toddlers:P