tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3367581551556551352.post2128247694115732169..comments2024-03-27T02:14:02.107-05:00Comments on The Chronicles of a Chicago Mom: Elegant Dinner ConversationCynthiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00625673916138703709noreply@blogger.comBlogger24125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3367581551556551352.post-22600151164058317622009-04-23T00:08:00.000-05:002009-04-23T00:08:00.000-05:00I haven't read the comments...but seriously, napwa...I haven't read the comments...but seriously, napwarden....you really should considering tooting. It keeps your belly from hurting.Corey~living and lovinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05719661119360487023noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3367581551556551352.post-24720590084558850952009-04-22T23:26:00.000-05:002009-04-22T23:26:00.000-05:00My 4 year old just told me last night that she can...My 4 year old just told me last night that she can't wait to teach the new baby how to "toot"... oh yes, I'm so proud!<br /><br />BTW - as a 9 month pregnant lady I'm quite gassy - and my girls think it's the funniest thing in the entire world when I toot. I have no problem doing it in front of them - but I was quite mortified when I did it in the kitchen in front of my husband... thankfully my back was towards everyone and they couldn't see my face turning red!Jillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16493268452074516009noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3367581551556551352.post-20289800931181670132009-04-22T21:34:00.000-05:002009-04-22T21:34:00.000-05:00That's the funniest post I've read all day. Thanks...That's the funniest post I've read all day. Thanks I needed that!PMKUhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05099754377121413160noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3367581551556551352.post-43424826660883627112009-04-22T00:59:00.000-05:002009-04-22T00:59:00.000-05:00So, you're trying to tell me that your young child...So, you're trying to tell me that your young children are endlessly amused by even the word "butt"? How can this be?<br /><br />Good call on flatly denying your natural flatulence. As a lady, you don't want that one coming up at an inopportune time.<br /><br />But be warned, it WILL come back to bite you big time as they become more and more fascinated with the concept of your supposed exceptionalism. And God help you if you do ever let one slip around them.LiteralDanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16704368269389527451noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3367581551556551352.post-64578016687444508622009-04-21T23:06:00.000-05:002009-04-21T23:06:00.000-05:00cute - but my kids are NOT allowed to "toot" at th...cute - but my kids are NOT allowed to "toot" at the table! Big no no from mommatiarastantrumshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17081471547238465133noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3367581551556551352.post-9448402018173468462009-04-21T20:39:00.000-05:002009-04-21T20:39:00.000-05:00A perfect commercial for Beano...A perfect commercial for Beano...Ann Imighttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01383249597505013239noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3367581551556551352.post-76486117680842704362009-04-21T20:02:00.000-05:002009-04-21T20:02:00.000-05:00LOL! My kids think that mommies dont pass gas! I...LOL! My kids think that mommies dont pass gas! I like it that way!Diva Ma @ Mommy Fabuloushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17392349067658374496noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3367581551556551352.post-63633603445653400092009-04-21T19:55:00.000-05:002009-04-21T19:55:00.000-05:00OH yes, the fart conversations. I deny it, too. No...OH yes, the fart conversations. I deny it, too. No one can prove differently, except during that one pregnancy........ But those were the baby. I swear!Qtpies7https://www.blogger.com/profile/04612364762900912663noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3367581551556551352.post-14652053407219373462009-04-21T19:30:00.000-05:002009-04-21T19:30:00.000-05:00One of Z's favorite sayings is "Dada TOOTS!" He cr...One of Z's favorite sayings is "Dada TOOTS!" He cracks himself up when I'm trying to get him to go to sleep. Sigh. At least I'm not alone!Sabrinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01073447754700156096noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3367581551556551352.post-45850762138320638832009-04-21T19:18:00.000-05:002009-04-21T19:18:00.000-05:00So funny. Growing up saying fart was a naughty wo...So funny. Growing up saying fart was a naughty word we weren't allowed to say. I'm still not sure why.Heatherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16381222473405971894noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3367581551556551352.post-10707144272637336052009-04-21T15:29:00.000-05:002009-04-21T15:29:00.000-05:00It may not be elegant but it still beats knock kno...It may not be elegant but it still beats knock knock jokes at the dinner table.Beth Cotellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14536268080265726705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3367581551556551352.post-7452759329157315722009-04-21T14:53:00.000-05:002009-04-21T14:53:00.000-05:00Sending one 3 yr old your way......our conversatio...Sending one 3 yr old your way......our conversation Monday night...<br /><br />Mema you make beans for dinner? I like beans they make me fart.<br /><br />I give up! If it's not farts, it's butt crack or dupie crack or belching. He'll be the 1st child suspended from preschool.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11186297078340530940noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3367581551556551352.post-13296290177800623362009-04-21T14:42:00.000-05:002009-04-21T14:42:00.000-05:00Srsly why is farting universally funny? My toddler...Srsly why is farting universally funny? My toddler just learned what it is and thinks its hilarious.Skiploveyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12108678447797063372noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3367581551556551352.post-31461901181032642532009-04-21T13:13:00.000-05:002009-04-21T13:13:00.000-05:00HAHAHA!!!! That sounds SO MUCH like the conversati...HAHAHA!!!! That sounds SO MUCH like the conversations at my house. Except that thanks to this pregnancy I couldn't answer "no, I don't" anymore. Oops. ;)Kathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14339665205284492242noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3367581551556551352.post-61838654401788830212009-04-21T10:40:00.000-05:002009-04-21T10:40:00.000-05:00You are such a liar! I know you fart. I just know ...You are such a liar! I know you fart. I just know it!Burgh Babyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09123901504643963583noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3367581551556551352.post-85496338574427620932009-04-21T10:27:00.000-05:002009-04-21T10:27:00.000-05:00"Better out then in, that's what I always say."Shr...<I>"Better out then in, that's what I always say."</I>Shrek is a wise man.OhCaptainhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09399011365659793142noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3367581551556551352.post-53216912658529279982009-04-21T09:25:00.000-05:002009-04-21T09:25:00.000-05:00Fart is the word of the week around here too. Wha...Fart is the word of the week around here too. What is so captivating about the word???? My boys say it over and over and over again no matter how many times I explain it's "not nice".<br /><br />My sister taught her daughter to say "fluffy" so when the little girl toots she tells her mommy, "I did a fluffy" :)A Crafty Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08530128828277207683noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3367581551556551352.post-50328607233865698202009-04-21T08:13:00.000-05:002009-04-21T08:13:00.000-05:00LOL!! Farting is a favourite topic here. It makes ...LOL!! Farting is a favourite topic here. It makes EVERYBODY happy :)Amandahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03542715899155247984noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3367581551556551352.post-13471019003664208532009-04-21T08:05:00.000-05:002009-04-21T08:05:00.000-05:00That is so funny! Love it!That is so funny! Love it!Tammyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11309240677299447309noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3367581551556551352.post-5337408684077305012009-04-21T06:41:00.000-05:002009-04-21T06:41:00.000-05:00Potty talk is the bane of my existence lately. Tha...Potty talk is the bane of my existence lately. That is nothing quite so nice as a boy walking in to a room and yelling POOP at the top of his lungs. 50 times a day. Love that!Ellynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08907807448468020160noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3367581551556551352.post-59219735912879011152009-04-21T06:34:00.000-05:002009-04-21T06:34:00.000-05:00We had a similar conversation recently:
Kid 1: D...We had a similar conversation recently:<br /><br />Kid 1: Does everyone fart?<br /><br />Dad: Yes.<br /><br />Kid 2: Not Mommy! Mommy never farts!<br /><br />Kid 1: Mommy, how come you never fart?<br /><br />Mom: Because I have couth.rachel...https://www.blogger.com/profile/09513121601886576274noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3367581551556551352.post-4243099661500310152009-04-21T00:35:00.000-05:002009-04-21T00:35:00.000-05:00nothing else. That is exactly what I would expectnothing else. That is exactly what I would expectbernthishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05905337047538489562noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3367581551556551352.post-36443087246092250452009-04-20T21:35:00.000-05:002009-04-20T21:35:00.000-05:00"Does that make you sad" -- what a sweet fart comm..."Does that make you sad" -- what a sweet fart comment. I think. <br /><br />Love that you completely denied it.Amyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14258405168792203613noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3367581551556551352.post-80726321580566704742009-04-20T21:32:00.000-05:002009-04-20T21:32:00.000-05:00Haha... oh yes, dinner conversation (or all day, f...Haha... oh yes, dinner conversation (or all day, for that matter) with toddlers are very entertaining and always hilarious! It's so great to keep a record of what they say at this age! So funny!Loukiahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03066879990007701379noreply@blogger.com