Gordon Ramsey...I am Not.

My pal AFF has been writing a bit about her talent in the kitchen *ahem*. I let it slip about how brilliant I can be when it comes to the chef hat...Without further ado, I give you...How I got my pizza scar. (It's quick and stupid) I had just gotten back into my pre pregnancy jeans after baby number two. I was wearing low riders, and my tummy was just peaking out. Husband was out of town, so I was making pizza for the kiddos and I. Now, when I make frozen pizza, I bake it on a cookie sheet. Normal...right? Well, I couldn't find a pot holder so I took the pizza out with a dish rag...hot! So, I was trying to cut the pizza with one hand without touching the cookie sheet...Needless to say, the whole thing slid right into my little bit of exposed tummy, and I got a huge burn just above my low rider jeans. This was over a year ago, and I still have a lovely scar to remind me of my talents in the kitchen. (ordinarily, I would show you a picture, but I can't bear to show my abs again *scroll down*). So there it is AFF, my lovely pizza scar, sad I know! Now, moving on...
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24 comments

  1. Of course this post had me scrurtinizing the picture below seeing if I could spot the scar! (I couldn't so no worries)

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  2. Oh no...the picture on the post below was pre pizza scar!

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  3. Ok, do you really put a pizza on a cookie sheet? Never seen that before. Either technique, I've done the same thing myself. A scar on the wrist.

    So I guess that means we must put safety first and ORDER the pizza, right? :)

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  4. I was thinking the same thing! HA! That's okay. You were brave enough to put an ab pic up...period. Which is better than me!

    And, you as Gordon! I am so glad I told you to do that. It's CLASSIC!!

    Now I'm going to have to tell how my thumb got a muffin top.

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  5. Nice! I did that once, but I don't have a battle wound to show for it.

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  6. I have a scar on the top of my hand from a pizza baking incident. I threw it in with such zeal, my hand stuck to the top of the oven. Ow. That is all I can say. Ow.

    Seriously considering having you brighten up the blog....You are doing great work, NW.

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  7. Ouch! That must have hurt to leave a scar until now!

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  8. did you never learn anything in home economics or...did they do away with that class when you were in school!!!
    i'm with mama geek...order the pizza, woman...you can get 5 dollar pizzas...all hot and readyu, now-a-days!!!
    xo

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  9. Oh my gosh. You are too cute!!
    The pizza will be crisper if you cook it straight on the rack, FYI :-)
    If I had your abs, I would have them as my avatar :-) LOL.
    You are just hysterial.
    I'll leave the blog design to you and the others :-)

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  10. I have a pizza stone that lives in my oven. Literally it lives there because I haven't taken it out since I first put it in there. Why? Because I only think of it when it's hot and there's no way I could get it out without burning the crud out of myself.

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  11. Ha! Way to go Chef Nap! And nice abs btw - where'd ya get those? I can't find any no matter where I go to get them.

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  12. First - ouch! Tender spot for a burn!

    Second - love the new build-a-blog site! It looks great!

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  13. I had a simialar accident once too..

    i hate hot things;)

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  14. Pizza-making left you scarred? Never mind - whenever you and The Clan want great pizza, just come round to my place. My pizzas are pretty darn good .....

    And I have my wife's permission and my kids' permission to say that!!

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  15. I love your designs over at NW. Good work.

    That is the most unusual scar I have ever heard of. There is something very unjust about an tummy scar on a woman who has sacrificed her abs to having babies.
    (I'm a just a little bitter about my appendectomy scar)

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  16. I have a scar on my leg from a motorcycle burn. Also c-section scar. That's all I got!

    Hey - thanks for coming over and leaving the well wishes - I am fine - only need to remember about that bra thing the next time I ever have to call 911. Hope to see you tomorrow. Kellan

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  17. thankfully, he can't bid on ebay because, when we do the spiderman search, we aren't signed in...hubby and i aren't your average dummies!!!

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  18. OUCH! I think the lesson here is to stop cooking. Atleast that's what I would have taken away from it ;)

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  19. I burn myself all the time in the kitchen - usually on something that comes out of the microwave. =)
    Thanks for stopping by my place on a non-haiku day. And FWIW - it took me forever to figure out what FWIW stands for. =)

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  20. I totally rock the pizza on the cookie sheet too :) I have your skillz in the in kitchen too...I have scars from flipping a hamburger. The grease splattered all over my arm....10 years later- still there!

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  21. I have never heard of a pizza scar on a tummy! That has got to be one for the record books. At least it makes for great blogging!

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