My pal AFF has been writing a bit about her talent in the kitchen *ahem*. I let it slip about how brilliant I can be when it comes to the chef hat...Without further ado, I give you...How I got my pizza scar. (It's quick and stupid) I had just gotten back into my pre pregnancy jeans after baby number two. I was wearing low riders, and my tummy was just peaking out. Husband was out of town, so I was making pizza for the kiddos and I. Now, when I make frozen pizza, I bake it on a cookie sheet. Normal...right? Well, I couldn't find a pot holder so I took the pizza out with a dish rag...hot! So, I was trying to cut the pizza with one hand without touching the cookie sheet...Needless to say, the whole thing slid right into my little bit of exposed tummy, and I got a huge burn just above my low rider jeans. This was over a year ago, and I still have a lovely scar to remind me of my talents in the kitchen. (ordinarily, I would show you a picture, but I can't bear to show my abs again *scroll down*). So there it is AFF, my lovely pizza scar, sad I know! Now, moving on...
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1.13.2008
Gordon Ramsey...I am Not.
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Of course this post had me scrurtinizing the picture below seeing if I could spot the scar! (I couldn't so no worries)
Oh no...the picture on the post below was pre pizza scar!
Ok, do you really put a pizza on a cookie sheet? Never seen that before. Either technique, I've done the same thing myself. A scar on the wrist.
So I guess that means we must put safety first and ORDER the pizza, right? :)
I was thinking the same thing! HA! That's okay. You were brave enough to put an ab pic up...period. Which is better than me!
And, you as Gordon! I am so glad I told you to do that. It's CLASSIC!!
Now I'm going to have to tell how my thumb got a muffin top.
Thanks for sharing!!
Nice! I did that once, but I don't have a battle wound to show for it.
OUCH!!!! That sucked, I'm sure!
I have a scar on the top of my hand from a pizza baking incident. I threw it in with such zeal, my hand stuck to the top of the oven. Ow. That is all I can say. Ow.
Seriously considering having you brighten up the blog....You are doing great work, NW.
Ouch! That must have hurt to leave a scar until now!
did you never learn anything in home economics or...did they do away with that class when you were in school!!!
i'm with mama geek...order the pizza, woman...you can get 5 dollar pizzas...all hot and readyu, now-a-days!!!
xo
Oh my gosh. You are too cute!!
The pizza will be crisper if you cook it straight on the rack, FYI :-)
If I had your abs, I would have them as my avatar :-) LOL.
You are just hysterial.
I'll leave the blog design to you and the others :-)
I have a pizza stone that lives in my oven. Literally it lives there because I haven't taken it out since I first put it in there. Why? Because I only think of it when it's hot and there's no way I could get it out without burning the crud out of myself.
Thanks for the info!!!!!!!!
Ha! Way to go Chef Nap! And nice abs btw - where'd ya get those? I can't find any no matter where I go to get them.
First - ouch! Tender spot for a burn!
Second - love the new build-a-blog site! It looks great!
I had a simialar accident once too..
i hate hot things;)
Pizza-making left you scarred? Never mind - whenever you and The Clan want great pizza, just come round to my place. My pizzas are pretty darn good .....
And I have my wife's permission and my kids' permission to say that!!
I love your designs over at NW. Good work.
That is the most unusual scar I have ever heard of. There is something very unjust about an tummy scar on a woman who has sacrificed her abs to having babies.
(I'm a just a little bitter about my appendectomy scar)
I have a scar on my leg from a motorcycle burn. Also c-section scar. That's all I got!
Hey - thanks for coming over and leaving the well wishes - I am fine - only need to remember about that bra thing the next time I ever have to call 911. Hope to see you tomorrow. Kellan
thankfully, he can't bid on ebay because, when we do the spiderman search, we aren't signed in...hubby and i aren't your average dummies!!!
OUCH! I think the lesson here is to stop cooking. Atleast that's what I would have taken away from it ;)
I burn myself all the time in the kitchen - usually on something that comes out of the microwave. =)
Thanks for stopping by my place on a non-haiku day. And FWIW - it took me forever to figure out what FWIW stands for. =)
I totally rock the pizza on the cookie sheet too :) I have your skillz in the in kitchen too...I have scars from flipping a hamburger. The grease splattered all over my arm....10 years later- still there!
I have never heard of a pizza scar on a tummy! That has got to be one for the record books. At least it makes for great blogging!
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