The Chronicles of a Chicago Mom: oscars

I'm sitting here watching The Oscars. I made my big ole mess of nachos (I do that every year for The Super Bowl, and The Oscars), I had my glass of wine, and now I'm watching a bunch of movies I did not see get awards.

Seriously though, the only real reason I watch is to see what everyone is wearing. Gotta say, I wasn't feeling a lot of dresses this year:/ Seemed strapless was a big trend. I found it surprising how many actresses had really bad posture (Miley Cyrus). Stand up straight already!

Hands down, Demi Moore was my best dressed. That is how a strapless gown should fit. Talk about flawless. Wow...just stunning:O

Gots to give some best dressed honorable mention to Elizabeth Banks. Wow was this dress a winner! I would totally wear this (like I'm on my way to a formal event any time soon...not:P)

Gonna get right down to the dirt. Poor Charlize Theron is going to be at the top of every worst dressed list.

*note to self...never wear cinnamon buns on boobs...m'kay?*

I mean...good Lord! What was her stylist thinking?!"

She must've lost a bet...right?

I hate saying this. You know I love me some SJP. You know I do. No matter how much I tried...I could not love this get up:P

My girl has a smokin' hot bod...and this dress...there was something incredibly awkward about it:/ What's with the silver flower on her butt?

Wanted to love it...Just. Didn't. Get. It:P

Did you watch? What'd you think?

I'm sitting here, waiting for them to give out the big awards on The Oscars. I already know who are my best and worst dress, and it's getting late, so I'm just gonna get to it...

Will someone please tell me why Miley Cyrus was all over the red carpet? When you're done with that, will you tell me what the heck was up with her outfit? That Jay M. stylist guy was gushing all over it. Ummm....not:P She looked like my tin foil nightmare. I. DON'T. GET. IT.

My worst dressed of the night goes to Jessica Beil. There is just no excuse for this...none! This girl has the hottest body in Hollywood. Why would you want to wear this huge drape of fabric? I don't get it. I don't get it. I don't get it:P You're hot...be hot!

But then, there's this. Every year, I feel like I pick on this woman. Yet, every year, she shows up in something that just makes me shake my head...*shake, shake, shake* What is the deal with her? This outfit confuses, and scares me...hold me 'til it passes...

Now then, off to better territory...

Upon first and second look, I was not wowed by this dress (even though I love Marisa Tomei) All you need to see is this picture to know this dress is amazing. Wow! I'm giving this an honerable mention.

I kinda tied for best dressed...

I loved Natalie Portman's pink dress. Did you see her when she walked out to give an award? (which was hilarious btw, Ben Stiller making fun of Joaquin Phoenix?) It just flowed, and glowed under the lights on stage...stunning!

Next up...Sarah Jess...