Only in my case I think it would be more like "If I get *THIS* close to the camera, would you stop pointing it at me?"
Poor Mr. Smokey...Is that anger in his eyes? I can't quite tell...*she asks while raising her eyebrow*
*I know I skipped this one. Smokey is but one lazy cat, I only make him do the Daily Chucks, with Chuck. Hardly seems fair that he should pull the weight of two dogs...don'cha think?