Me: "Miss Peach, you were a big crabcake when Mommy took you to school this morning. You said you didn't want to go, and you yelled and were mean to Mommy."
"Then, when Mommy picked you up from school, you were a big crabcake, and you said you didn't want to leave school, and you yelled and were mean to Mommy."
"Mommy feels like she can't win here."
Miss Peach: "Win what?"
Me: "Mommy can't win the Make Miss Peach happy game."
Miss Peach: "Mommy, (looking very seriously at me) there is only one way to make me happy."
Me: "What's that?"
Miss Peach: "You work very hard, and make lots of money, and take me to the Bibbidi Bobbidi Boutique:)"
*Grandma...I know what her birthday present is...