Bring It On

Dang LOST!

Why you gotta play me that way? What'd I wait...like six months for you to come back?

I waited. I blocked you out. I moved on. I forgot.

All of the sudden, you come crashing back into my life like a meteor into my house. Only I welcome you in with open arms...'cause let's face it...I love you LOST. It's unconditional, no matter how many times you kick me in the head with the end of your steel toed boots, I'll always come back to you, kinda love.

So now here you are, like a bad pet, in my house pissing all over the carpet....but I still pet you and tell you what a good boy you are...'cause I'm just that smitten with you:P

Seriously...let's get down to the nitty-gritty. What'cha got...two realities going on now? The "the bomb went off" reality vs "they moved in time again" reality.

Well guess what? I can take it. Oh. Yes. I. Can! Bring it on...bring it on LOST! I can take it. You threw time travel at me last year...I ran with it. You threw moving the island...I rolled with it. You threw Not Locke guy at me...I hung in...So why not two realities going on at the same time?

Why not throw in a third Jack? How 'bout a mini Jack? I got it...how about a third Locke? How many Ben's are there? Oh, I know...Underwater Island Guys! Yeah...I'll buy that:P

My head hurts LOST. and. It's. YOUR. FAULT!!!

You better get around to answering some questions here right quick...or else I'm kicking you out. (who am I kidding...I'll never kick you out...'cause I love you that much *smooches until next week*)


19 comments

  1. I don't watch Lost. I'm clueless but your excitment is somehow infectious anyway!

    I can't wait to see you! In less than 2 days!! (squee!)

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  2. We just got done watching, and I think I was confused within the first 4 minutes, which is a record for me and this show! Also, if every thing old is new again on the island, I demand more Desmond this season!

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  3. It is maddening. The whole show. The title isn't because the cast is LOST, I
    it's What happens to your brain cells when you watch it

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  4. I kinda like the idea of a mini-Jack. There doesn't seem to be any reason for it, which means it WOULD FIT RIGHT IN. WTH?! Seriously, color me confused.

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  5. Oh dude - you are cracking me up. I have never watched Lost but your little rant makes me wanna try. But I won't. Cause I have no time for more realities. I've got enough of my own....and they include lots of mini-people and even an underwater island or two and oh yeah, fairies and trains and more story lines than I can keep up with...

    :-)

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  6. My head hurts too! Lucky for me I get to watch it again tonight with Peter since he missed it. Maybe I'll "get it" this time :P

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  7. Pass that ibuprofen, my head is killing me! Did Desmond just poof? off of that plane? Is it possible that everyone of them has a different reality going on. Each choice makes a split in the storyline? Desmond on the plane, Desmond not on the plane? Choice a to the left, choice b to the right? Oh God this isn't helping my headache!

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  8. ok... but i totally have a theory!And I don't think it's two realities at all...

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  9. Alternate reality-shmeality, I only tune in for Matthew Fox. But there are some interesting "answers" here: www.eonline.com/uberblog/detail.jsp?contentId=165237. You know, because E! Online is the, um, definitive news source for these kinds of things.

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  10. As much as I love this show, I will be really pissed if it turns out to be an alternate reality. I HATE that narrative mechanism. It just feels like lazy storytelling. Like, they couldn't figure out any other way to produce the desired result, so let's do an alternate reality. So I'm really hoping there is more to it than that.

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  11. At least this is the last season, right? I know. You're going to miss it.

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  12. I have never even seen one episode of Lost - that's how much of a loser I am!

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  13. I wish I didn't understand your frustration. I WISH I hadn't started watching it!!

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  14. I love Lost. And because of this love I have decided to just take whatever the writers/producers want to dish out and enjoy it. No expectations, just love. But I definitely wouldn't mind getting some answers. ;)

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  15. Let me add to your mind KABLOOEY. Desmond? Totally wearing a wedding band when he was on the plane. o_O

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  17. I loved, loved, loved the new episodes this week! Yes - looks like there's 2 realities happening at once! So exciting.

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  18. you said perfectly exactly how I feel!

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