11.19.2009

I Can Build a Spaceship...

I wrote my last post...completely chuckling about how miserable the kiddos looked in the pictures. It never occurred to me that the focus of the post was how creepy Husband looks under the Gaussian Blur tool:P

Then, I started thinking..."I know Photoshop."..."Not only do I know Photoshop, but I have Photoshop CS4!" (Thanks Mom...that's another post)

A friend once told me that "If you know Photoshop, you can build a spaceship!"

Well, I can build a spaceship, and the best I could come up with was Gaussian Blur? No!

Here's the deal...
I am married to a Super Hero. No wait...not this one...
This one...
Only, when we go out, he looks like this. (Num...nummy)
Seriously, it's not as exciting as that...Really, I'm just married to Clooney, and we don't like pics of him to get out because they always end up in the tabloids;)
No wait! I'm married to a vampire...yeah, that's it, and you can't take his picture...Can you take a vampires picture??? No, he can't be a vampire since we're out in the daytime...

I'm gonna have to get my story straight and get back to you;)

P.S. I still think it's hilarious how miserable my kids look in these pictures:D
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25 comments:

  1. HA! You are having WAY too much fun! LOL!
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  2. could I borrow that. Maybe I wouldn't be single if I had it.
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  3. I was going to say how creepy the blur looked but well, I don't know you THAT well yet. Clooney is much better.
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  4. Sorry, but your vampire husband has been watching me sleep. Hate to break it to you. Edward = mine.
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  6. I know Photoshop but not that well. Apparently, my spaceship would be very weak.
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  7. Oh I'm LMAO here! You're brilliant! The Man with MANY Faces! LOL....can you dr up my old wedding picture and insert my current husband in it? It's such a good picture of me and I cut out stupid's head and it would make a hilarious Christmas gift for my now hubby.
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  8. The blurred thing was creepy. Perhaps a Brad Pitt face...or maybe Jon Bon Jovi.

    You definitely have mad Photo Shop skillz. (tee hee...I love it when I get to type "mad skillz")
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  10. Lol. I love that you find the faces of misery on your children hilarious! Lolol
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  11. Photoshop and I are NOT friends. Whenever I open Photoshop it ends in me throwing things (usually a tantrum.)

    I bow down to your photoshop prowess.
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  12. You've got skills, woman!

    Who does your hubby most want to look like?
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  13. I AM BLINDED BY THE HOTNESS!
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  14. WOOO HOOOOOO! I'll have what you're having! LOL!... does this change them in real life too? ;-)
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  16. LMAO -- you are too funny!!

    By the way, Edward is MINE!!
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  17. I love photoshop. I mean, I don't have it but I admire all of the things that you are able to do with it. And your hubby has so many different and very handsome faces!
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  18. You are hilarious! Okay, so FYI? In Twilight, you CAN take pictures of vampires, they do turn out, and yes, they can out during the day, just not on sunny days, as their skin, well, sparkles... I take it you have not read the Twilight saga, right? Oh, well, guess what? I'm completely addicted all of a sudden... never thought it would happen to me, but it did! LOL!
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  20. Not THAT is some good photoshoppin'.
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  21. i don't have photoshop. but it makes for entertaining blogposts!!
    george clooney is my husband, btw. sorry. too bad for you :)
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  22. I don't necessarily want to be married to any of those guys... but I wouldn't mind a roll in the hay with any of them. ;)
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  23. This is hilarious! He did look seriously creepy before - this is much more fun.
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  24. Can you make me married to Kelly Jones (yes a guy. Lead singer for Stereophonics)

    I will use paypal for the bill ?

    xx
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  25. LMAO Love it! I need to get me some Photoshop!!!
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