I answered the phone the other day, and it was one of Husband's oldest friends. Does every Husband have the perpetual single guy friend?
The guy who dates women much younger than he should. The guy who has spent so much time focusing on himself, that the idea of committing to another person scares the sh*t out of him. The guy who has been the perpetual player so long, that he is scared to death to be alone, and doomed to it...(wow, did I just get deep?) If I had to sum him up, I'd call him a cross between Jerry Seinfeld (the character) and David Duchovney's character on Californication:\
Anyway, he asked me what the kiddos were being for Halloween, and I said..."Well, if you read my blog, you'd know that:)" To which he said..."The day I read a blog is the day I declare myself a pathetic loser:P" OK, what does that make me, since I not only write a blog, but I design blogs for bloggers?
I shake him off, because quite frankly, I could give two sh*ts what single old guy thinks. So, I tell him what the kiddos are being for Halloween, then I ask, jokingly of course..."What are you being for Halloween?" To which he says..."I think any adult who dresses up for Halloween is a pathetic loser:P"
Well hello Mr Bitterton, so glad I was home to receive your call:\
In the spirit of pathetic losers everywhere, I am going to post my Halloween costume for my grown up party...ON. MY. BLOG!We are being toy soldiers...how fun! Yes, the skirt is short...rest assured, I'm wearing yoga shorts underneath;)Oh, I ordered this cute little had to go with. It's ridiculous...but Sissy and I both LOVED it! Bring on the party...we girls are ready! (who's the pathetic loser:P)