In the imaginary world, on a typical morning, I would get a phone call from gal pal Heidi Klum...
She'd say: "Hey girl, you and the kiddos up for the zoo today?"
I'd be like: "I'm in!"
She'd say: "We'll meet you there...Auf Weidersehen!"
I'd be like: "Sounds great...wiener stains!"
Then we'd hook up at the zoo and chat about the fabulous gowns that hot new designer "X" just sent us, and swap Jimmy Choos while kiddos watched the camels spit.
Eventually, you know we'd run into Tim Gunn...
He'd be like: "You girls are about town, and you didn't call me...This concerns me..."
We'd come back with: "Tim...we were totally gonna call you to hook up with us after the zoo!"
He'd be like: "I'll meet you girls at the All You Can Eat Cake Shop down the road in an hour...carry on!"
Then the kiddos would play themselves out and fall asleep at the All You Can Eat Cake Store, while Heidi and I try on all the shoes Tim picked out for us. Yay...BFF's!
Imaginary world rocks!