My Imaginary BFF's

In the imaginary world, on a typical morning, I would get a phone call from gal pal Heidi Klum...

She'd say: "Hey girl, you and the kiddos up for the zoo today?"

I'd be like: "I'm in!"

She'd say: "We'll meet you there...Auf Weidersehen!"

I'd be like: "Sounds great...wiener stains!"

Then we'd hook up at the zoo and chat about the fabulous gowns that hot new designer "X" just sent us, and swap Jimmy Choos while kiddos watched the camels spit.

Eventually, you know we'd run into Tim Gunn...

He'd be like: "You girls are about town, and you didn't call me...This concerns me..."

We'd come back with: "Tim...we were totally gonna call you to hook up with us after the zoo!"

He'd be like: "I'll meet you girls at the All You Can Eat Cake Shop down the road in an hour...carry on!"

Then the kiddos would play themselves out and fall asleep at the All You Can Eat Cake Store, while Heidi and I try on all the shoes Tim picked out for us. Yay...BFF's!

Imaginary world rocks!
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  1. If I Could Escape . . .August 20, 2009 at 9:26 PM

    Love it! And, carry on!! Just don't forget to call me 'kay?

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  2. ChristineAugust 20, 2009 at 9:37 PM

    Oh, we need a designer tantrum in this outting! (A villan always makes the story sweeter.) Or a weeper. There's always a weeper so you can't help but watch. Like a train wreck!

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  3. thatgirlblogsAugust 20, 2009 at 9:40 PM

    my BFF Christian Siriano and I will meet you there! Fierce!

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  4. melissaAugust 20, 2009 at 10:19 PM

    i'm totally there. not the zoo so much as the all you can eat cake shop.

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  5. Lady MamaAugust 20, 2009 at 10:24 PM

    I definitely need an imaginary morning out such as this!

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  6. MrsDesperateAugust 20, 2009 at 11:13 PM

    Yes please. The only thing that would make it better would be a girlie spa afternoon and champers to finish!

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  7. AnonymousAugust 20, 2009 at 11:54 PM

    I think I want to have an imaginary day tomorrow. But can I do it instead of the reality day that I have planned????

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  8. StephanieAugust 21, 2009 at 7:07 AM

    Haha! Love it. My husband says I live in an imaginary world about 90% of the time :)

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  9. CaraBeeAugust 21, 2009 at 7:23 AM

    Oh my god! Can I come??!!

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  10. AnonymousAugust 21, 2009 at 8:01 AM

    Your kids are helping to fuel your active imagination I bet.

    This post really cracked me up. :-) Now what happened when you met Tim Gunn at BlogHer? Didn't you tell him you were meant to be BFFs??

    :-)

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  11. mepAugust 21, 2009 at 9:23 AM

    It was be awesome to hang out with Heidi and Tim, but all I really need is that All the Cake You Can Eat place. I smell a business plan.

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  12. Vodka LogicAugust 21, 2009 at 9:33 AM

    That was great. I love Project Runway..and hurray it is back on...

    xx

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  13. UnknownAugust 21, 2009 at 10:10 AM

    I want an all you can eat cake shop. I would be fat and blissfully happy, stuffed with delicious cake.

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  14. BlondeMomBlog (Jamie)August 21, 2009 at 12:02 PM

    I love it...yep that would ROCK.

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  15. MistyAugust 21, 2009 at 12:19 PM

    you are too cute... this was perfect.

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  16. AmyAugust 21, 2009 at 12:53 PM

    Well this imaginary world rocks for sure!

    weiner stains made me snort.

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  17. Amber, The Unlikely MamaAugust 21, 2009 at 7:48 PM

    Can I bring my imaginary b.f. John Cho? I <3 Him.

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  18. the mama bird diariesAugust 21, 2009 at 9:01 PM

    Make room for Heidi's nannies. I've seen her at the park and she's got a bunch of them. And her kids are so cute I can't stand it.

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  19. PseudoAugust 21, 2009 at 9:48 PM

    I still do this too. Your imaginary world does rock BTW.

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  20. CCAugust 22, 2009 at 9:40 PM

    I puffy heart your imaginary world.

    PS: on the treadmill today for 15 min and spent a good 5 of them running. Me! Totally had to tell you since I thought you'd give me a cyber-high 5.

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  21. UnknownAugust 23, 2009 at 12:18 PM

    I hope it happens one day :) I think that would be a great little blurb on the show : ) A little, look at our best friend forever the Nap Warden blurb! It just doesn't get better than that, does it? : )

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  22. AmandaAugust 23, 2009 at 5:12 PM

    Perfectly designed daydreamin'

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  23. Hit 40August 23, 2009 at 8:25 PM

    I like your imaginary BFF!! Great idea. I need to ponder a cool imaginary friend for myself.

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  24. LZ @ My Messy ParadiseAugust 24, 2009 at 9:45 AM

    I think I'd take Jo Frost (Supernanny) for my bff right now...later on, when pondering cooler friends...Hmmm...maybe I can tag along with you and Mrs. Seal?

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