My Imaginary BFF's

In the imaginary world, on a typical morning, I would get a phone call from gal pal Heidi Klum...

She'd say: "Hey girl, you and the kiddos up for the zoo today?"

I'd be like: "I'm in!"

She'd say: "We'll meet you there...Auf Weidersehen!"

I'd be like: "Sounds great...wiener stains!"

Then we'd hook up at the zoo and chat about the fabulous gowns that hot new designer "X" just sent us, and swap Jimmy Choos while kiddos watched the camels spit.

Eventually, you know we'd run into Tim Gunn...

He'd be like: "You girls are about town, and you didn't call me...This concerns me..."

We'd come back with: "Tim...we were totally gonna call you to hook up with us after the zoo!"

He'd be like: "I'll meet you girls at the All You Can Eat Cake Shop down the road in an hour...carry on!"

Then the kiddos would play themselves out and fall asleep at the All You Can Eat Cake Store, while Heidi and I try on all the shoes Tim picked out for us. Yay...BFF's!

Imaginary world rocks!

25 comments

  1. Love it! And, carry on!! Just don't forget to call me 'kay?

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  2. Oh, we need a designer tantrum in this outting! (A villan always makes the story sweeter.) Or a weeper. There's always a weeper so you can't help but watch. Like a train wreck!

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  3. my BFF Christian Siriano and I will meet you there! Fierce!

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  4. i'm totally there. not the zoo so much as the all you can eat cake shop.

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  5. I definitely need an imaginary morning out such as this!

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  6. Yes please. The only thing that would make it better would be a girlie spa afternoon and champers to finish!

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  7. I think I want to have an imaginary day tomorrow. But can I do it instead of the reality day that I have planned????

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  8. Haha! Love it. My husband says I live in an imaginary world about 90% of the time :)

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  9. Your kids are helping to fuel your active imagination I bet.

    This post really cracked me up. :-) Now what happened when you met Tim Gunn at BlogHer? Didn't you tell him you were meant to be BFFs??

    :-)

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  10. It was be awesome to hang out with Heidi and Tim, but all I really need is that All the Cake You Can Eat place. I smell a business plan.

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  11. In my imaginary world where things really do happen, I'm on tour with Adam Lambert right now.

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  12. That was great. I love Project Runway..and hurray it is back on...

    xx

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  13. I want an all you can eat cake shop. I would be fat and blissfully happy, stuffed with delicious cake.

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  14. you are too cute... this was perfect.

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  15. Well this imaginary world rocks for sure!

    weiner stains made me snort.

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  16. Can I bring my imaginary b.f. John Cho? I <3 Him.

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  17. Make room for Heidi's nannies. I've seen her at the park and she's got a bunch of them. And her kids are so cute I can't stand it.

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  18. I still do this too. Your imaginary world does rock BTW.

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  19. I puffy heart your imaginary world.

    PS: on the treadmill today for 15 min and spent a good 5 of them running. Me! Totally had to tell you since I thought you'd give me a cyber-high 5.

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  20. I hope it happens one day :) I think that would be a great little blurb on the show : ) A little, look at our best friend forever the Nap Warden blurb! It just doesn't get better than that, does it? : )

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  21. Perfectly designed daydreamin'

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  22. I like your imaginary BFF!! Great idea. I need to ponder a cool imaginary friend for myself.

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  23. I think I'd take Jo Frost (Supernanny) for my bff right now...later on, when pondering cooler friends...Hmmm...maybe I can tag along with you and Mrs. Seal?

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