Bring on the Coats...

Holy long vacation Batman! I have one more day of skiing, and then it's back home to squeeze my babies! I miss Husband and pixies soooo much.

The skiing has been insane. Seriously, we were on the mountain from 10am to 4pm today. I am on these crazy boots, that I am calling the cruel boots. If I slack and sit back on my skis, they pinch my foot. If I ski correctly, they feel fine. I am forced to ski well...and I kinda like that! The Bro is going to take some video tom. I have never seen what I look like skiing...so, knowing me, I will post that tom.

Why am I babbling at you, when you are here for more Ugly Coat Contest? There are so many contestants, it has been hard to whittle it down...but here are some more for your viewing pleasure...

Contestant #6I really wanted to like this coat...I did. You know I love illustrations. I kid you not, this coat has a naked lady on the back that reaches around the coat with both hands, and grabs the wearers boobs! It was on a chick...why would a chick, want a naked chick on her coat, grabbing her boobs? The whole thing perplexed me???

Contestant #7Seriously, no comment.

Contestant #8I really don't know where to begin on this one....

Contestant #9This photo doesn't even do this outfit justice...it hurt my eyes to look at...

Contestant #10I really feel this is a contender for the throne:P

I have too many to post all of them...I am stunned at the crazy clothes. I got an awesome Obermeyer ski jacket on Ebay for $30! People, you don't have to spend a fortune to get out of the 80's...really, you don't;) Meh, what do I know, if you are having fun, and I am having fun...it's all good:)

Which coat gets your vote???

(I am on the slowest internet on the planet at the hotel (spoiled)...I'll catch up with everyone on Wednesday!)

22 comments

  1. Oh my...the first one here (#6) naked boob grabbing coat? Very weird!

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  2. NO WAY!!!

    yowza babe. You weren't kidding when you told me that the coats were crazy mad!!

    LMAO!!!

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  3. that's nuts! i'm digging the first one (#6) in an ugly sort of way.

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  4. Oh, boy. There is way too much ugliness to go around.

    6 is tasteless
    7 and 8 and 10--the 80's called and they want their coats back
    9 what the hell? Shivering with the ickies.

    In other words . . . I guess I'll go with 9. 'cause that is just seizure inducing ugliness right there.

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  5. Oh. My. Hurting. Eyes.

    I love it, really. Maybe I should hang out at the local resort to see what's going on here. I could use the laughs.

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  6. oy. vey. how can other people let these people leave their hotel rooms looking like this. isn't there some sort of law to put an end to this. someone needs to write to the local government. this needs to go on the agenda. this. is an outrage!!

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  7. You've got to give No. 9 his props for going ALL OUT with the pants and coat. Come on.

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  8. Ok, I'm no expert at skiing, but it's not like biking, right??? There are no cars involved, therefore no need for neon-bright jackets with reflectors on them??? And there's no skiing at night, so no need to warn the animals that you are coming through?? Am I wrong, am I missing something???

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  9. Wow, that first picture was really on a women? I think she needs help. And the other pictures are lets say...interesting!

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  10. Wow, they are all..just...so...um...wow. I would have to vote for number #6. The fact that the lady is grabbing another lady's boobs...yeah, totally tacky.

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  11. #6 WINS. No doubt about it. There was a ton of fug, but I can kind of sort of maybe, but not really, see that people wanted to be BRIGHT in case of an accident. And maybe cheap, but not smart enough to check out clearance sales and ebay. But #6? She paid money to wear that fug. Oh, the fug.

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  12. Yuck...number 10 is horrific! Poor person, maybe they don't care what they look like on the slopes and just want to ski! Or maybe they can't afford new attire. In a weird way I kinda like number 9! And as far as number 6 goes...I'm not even gonna comment much other then...yikes! Okay so my vote for "least" liked I guess would have to go to that number 6!!! Just too many "unknowns" there!! Ha-ha!

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  13. #9 Definitely. I can handle the others, even though they're really, really, REALLY bad. #9 is horrific! I don't think that pattern was popular during ANY decade. What is it? Floral? Paisley? Gack!

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  14. #6 is so bad I can't even look. Gross. The rest are bad but six takes the cake.

    Enjoy the last day!

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  15. oh, i am laughing! i am loving that you are getting shots of all of these!!! #6 should win though!!! i think i would have asked her where she got her coat!?!?!?

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  16. too funny - maybe they just want o be SEEN?

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  17. Gosh, I don't know ... a tossup between 6 and 9!

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  18. Contestant 9 gets my vote this round...so whacked!

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