Assault With a Deadly Weapon?

Really!?! Could someone please tell me how I am going to hijack a plane with this? This, my dear readers, is my coveted Shu Uemura eyelash curler (best thing ever!). A staple in my daily makeup routine. Why I ask you, why did airport security take this away from me? I am not making light of airport security, I know this is serious business...But really, an eyelash curler? The whole time, I am thinking "please don't take my Armani base, please don't take my Armani base", that stuff is 55 bucks! Then bam! She took my eyelash curler *sheez*...Do you feel safer now that my Shu Uemura is out of my hands?

29 comments

  1. LOL I'd pay LOTS of money to see you hijack a plane with that....what a show that would be.

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  2. I heart my eyelash curler! Even my 5-year-old wants to use it! ;)

    That's crazy...you potential hijacker you.

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  3. That sux! What sucks is that you can't even reclaim it afterwards. Arrgh!

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  4. Definitely safer! hehe!

    TSA once confiscated the 50 cent hand sanitizer from my purse, completely overlooking the 50 dollar wand of perfume right next to it... (sigh!)

    Welcome home. Are you oh, so relaxed and refreshed?!

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  5. That is a little over the top...what in the hell did they think you were going to do with that?
    Wow!

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  6. Ahh . . . the joys of consistency in airline security.

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  7. Whew...I feel much safer today knowing that.

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  8. What the heck? That's dumb! I love mine!

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  9. The best eyelash curler ever.

    I guess if you could make the pilot hold real still you could clamp it on and rip his lashes off and while he's writhing in pain you could...

    Who knows!

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  10. I cannot live without my eyelash curler. Mine is HEATED! (not to make you jealous - I'm just sayin')

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  11. Those things are DANGEROUS! You could squeeze someone's fingers REALLY hard. It might even leave a bruise!

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  12. That's is just so wrong. Don't they know that they've just taken a priceless female beauty tool.

    Dude, I can totally see you momgyvering that eyelash curler into a deadly weapon by hooking a piece of underwire to the 'curler' and then sticking it into the phone socket on the plane, thus enabling world domination.

    what? You don't think so?

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  13. Ugh, that sucks! But now you have an excuse to go out shopping!

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  14. Seriously??!! That's ridiculous.

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  15. What do they think you're gonna castrate the pilot with it? Cause DAMN!

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  16. Your beautiful lashes could've distracted the pilots!

    Sorry it wasn't from Target. Shu Umera -bummer.

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  17. wow, that looks REALLY dangerous! seriously, you could take down a plane with those things...
    that'll learn ya...leave your expensive things at home...buy cheapie ones to travel with!!!
    what a moron, the airline security person...maybe she thought you'd melt it down and make a bomb with it, in the bathroom...ok, i'm stretching here...
    well, hope you had an amazing time, at least!!

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  18. I am lost without one!!! so I can relate. I guess airport security doesn't like mine because it has traveled overseas in my carry-on without problems... I leave my favorite tweezers at home because I am afraid they'd take them away but it seems the cheap stuff goes through everything!!

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  19. Imagine tackling the enemy and catching his eyelid in one of these gadgets! Very dangerous....

    My sister used to use one; she gave me the heebeejeebies every time she stuck her lashes in there. Maybe security had a similar childhood experience.

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  20. You know those guys and gals are just confiscating stuff they want for themselves. Your guy's girlfriend probably mentioned the exact same eyelash curler and thought "ah-ha!, another gift I don't have to buy!"

    GRRRRRR!

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  21. Well, perhaps the security person thought you'd put someone's eye out with it--it almost happened to me the last time I used one of those contraptions! :-) Sorry you lost your treasure.
    TM

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  22. Whoa! And that curler isn't cheap, either.

    Maybe you look like the McGyver type who can rig up something using an eyelash curler, soda can, coffee creamer and orange juice to make an explosive device.

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  23. For some reason I thought of PAP SHMEAR before I read the post!!

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  24. Maybe they were scared you'd try to curl a would-be terrorist's eyelashes. And then he'd like it so much, he'd feel that much sassier about hijacking the plane? I dunno.

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  25. I shared this because it needs to be a public message!!!! I LOVE THAT CURLER AND NO 'REPLACEMENT' WILL DO!!!!

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