Sick, and Wrong

Oh, ya'll...I am paying for going on vacation:P I have been sick ever since I got home (poor me) I am finishing up the ugly coats...and not feeling so sharp...it's not pretty, but coming at you...

Contestant #11Ummm...yeah.

Contestant #12There is a lot going on here...wait, I need my shades to look at it.

Contestant #13I don't know if this is old and tired, or new and busy?

Contestant #14This is my personal fav. Would you believe she wasn't posing for this?!? Here it is in it's pink 80's jumpsuit glory:)

I am going to crawl back in my hole and O.D. on Afrin...oh, and #14 is my pick;P

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Bring on the Coats...

Holy long vacation Batman! I have one more day of skiing, and then it's back home to squeeze my babies! I miss Husband and pixies soooo much.

The skiing has been insane. Seriously, we were on the mountain from 10am to 4pm today. I am on these crazy boots, that I am calling the cruel boots. If I slack and sit back on my skis, they pinch my foot. If I ski correctly, they feel fine. I am forced to ski well...and I kinda like that! The Bro is going to take some video tom. I have never seen what I look like skiing...so, knowing me, I will post that tom.

Why am I babbling at you, when you are here for more Ugly Coat Contest? There are so many contestants, it has been hard to whittle it down...but here are some more for your viewing pleasure...

Contestant #6I really wanted to like this coat...I did. You know I love illustrations. I kid you not, this coat has a naked lady on the back that reaches around the coat with both hands, and grabs the wearers boobs! It was on a chick...why would a chick, want a naked chick on her coat, grabbing her boobs? The whole thing perplexed me???

Contestant #7Seriously, no comment.

Contestant #8I really don't know where to begin on this one....

Contestant #9This photo doesn't even do this outfit justice...it hurt my eyes to look at...

Contestant #10I really feel this is a contender for the throne:P

I have too many to post all of them...I am stunned at the crazy clothes. I got an awesome Obermeyer ski jacket on Ebay for $30! People, you don't have to spend a fortune to get out of the 80's...really, you don't;) Meh, what do I know, if you are having fun, and I am having fun...it's all good:)

Which coat gets your vote???

(I am on the slowest internet on the planet at the hotel (spoiled)...I'll catch up with everyone on Wednesday!)

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Faded 80's Nightmare

Another great day of skiing! Yes, I miss Husband and the tots. It is totally easier being away knowing they are with Daddy:)

Remember yesterday, I told you I become a bad song singing guru when I hit the mountain? Well, more of the same today:P You know I play the guitar and sing? Many moons ago, I used to think my dream job would be to drop out, and be an apres ski singer at a bar on the mountain. I amended that today, and decided I need to start an 80's cover band (with The Bro and Janet of course). What's the name you ask? Faded 80's Nightmare:P
We spent the rest of the morning coming up with our set list. Here it is...be afraid...

-Open with a little- Heartbeat by Don Johnson (does anyone remember this horrible song?)
-Then bust into some- My Girl Wants to Party All the Time by Eddie Murphy (Why?)
-Let's make it ugly, Jack Wagner- All I Need...(Is just a little more time...) can you say mullet?
-What about some- I've Done Everything for You by Rick Springfield (You've done nothing for me)
-Then old school Wham- Bad Boys (do, do, do, do, do, do, do)
-Bust a little Greg Kihn Band- Our Loves in Jeopardy...Baby...(Where were you, when I needed you?)
-Tommy Tu Tone- Jenny Jenny, you're the girl for me...(You don't know me but you make me so happy)
-It ain't the 80's without Culture Club- Do You Really Want to Hurt Me? (Do you really want to make me cryyyyy)
-Bringing us to Dead or Alive- What I Really Want to do...(is to find my self a brand new lover)
-Best song ever, Real Life- Send Me an Angel...(Right now!)
-Took me forever to come up with this, Haircut 100- Love Plus One...(and a ray, and a ray...)
-I'm gonna cut you loose with one last song, Toto- Hold the Line...(Love isn't always on time...woa, woa, woa...)

Thanks for coming out to see us tonight! Be sure to stick around for the Ugliest Coat on the Mountain Contest....

Are you ready? I said, ARE YOU READY??? Bring on the ugly coats...

Contestant #1Really, this one left me speechless. Talk about faded 80's nightmare...

Contestant #2Ummm...Prison Break???

Contestant #3Evil Knievel, so glad you could join the contest...

Contestant #4We saw this one paired with cheetah print pants...the black pants didn't help...

Contestant #5And...leaving you with another faded Aztec 80's disaster....

We'll be here all week folks. Come back tom. for more bad coats...and as always, "You stay classy!"

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