Scene from this Morning

The Scene: (breakfast, typical weekday morning. I am in the kitchen, reading my emails, packing lunch for Miss Peach, trying to get breakfast into two kiddos, making my morning tea, and reading the paper. Mornings are not my strong suit:P)

Miss Peach: (whining and demanding) "Mommy, I want peanut butter and jam for breakfast!"

Me: "One moment." (I say "one moment" quite a lot/all the time)

A few moments pass...OK, maybe 5 minutes.

Miss Peach: (dropping the whining, straight to demanding) "Get me my peanut butter and jam!"

Me: "Don't bark at me. Mommy does not respond well to being barked at."

Miss Peach: (and I am not making this up) "Quack!"Touche my little smart a$$...touche;P
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  1. ClumberKimMarch 10, 2010 at 9:23 PM

    Love it. It's always most infuriating when the apple falls and hits the tree trunk.

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  2. UnknownMarch 10, 2010 at 9:28 PM

    Smart little thing. LOVE IT!!!!

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  3. RachelMarch 10, 2010 at 9:48 PM

    bwahahahahhaaaaaa :-)

    That kid is all kinds of awesomeness

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  4. AnonymousMarch 10, 2010 at 10:15 PM

    Mornings have never been my strong suit, even before I had kids. If my daughter quacked at me over breakfast, though, I might reconsider. For that morning at least.

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  5. AmyMarch 10, 2010 at 11:01 PM

    ZOMG that is so funny!!!!!

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  6. MistyMarch 11, 2010 at 12:19 AM

    Awe... so, did you drop your life and do it, because I probably would have. Such cleverness likely deserved extra jam...

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  7. JillMarch 11, 2010 at 1:56 AM

    A girl after my own heart... the sass says it all. Awesome! Rock on Miss P.

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  8. SandyMarch 11, 2010 at 7:17 AM

    Does the saying 'the apple doesn't fall from the tree tree' mean anything to you? What a cutie.

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  9. KimMarch 11, 2010 at 9:00 AM

    Love it! It's one of those that you will look back on when she's older and laugh about. :)

    Kim
    Kim
    The Misplaced Midwesterner

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  10. Amanda OdomMarch 11, 2010 at 11:18 AM

    Did you start laughing? I know there is no way I would have been able to hold back. I miss that age so much... The greatest things come from the mouths of babes :)

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  11. LZMarch 11, 2010 at 1:34 PM

    There is no possible way you didn't make the sandwich after that, is there? How could you resist? So cute!

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  12. KekibirdMarch 11, 2010 at 3:24 PM

    That little stinker! I love it!

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  13. Amber, The Unlikely MamaMarch 11, 2010 at 3:48 PM

    Ah, the smart ones are scary. Awesome!

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  14. Vodka MomMarch 11, 2010 at 6:00 PM

    oh jesus that made me laugh out loud.


    quack quack.

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  15. AmandaMarch 11, 2010 at 7:21 PM

    LOL She's a clever one!

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  16. ExtraordinaryMommyMarch 11, 2010 at 9:05 PM

    Clever little thing! (up until the quack - we have had the EXACT same conversation in my home!) Love it.

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  17. tracey.becker1@gmail.comMarch 11, 2010 at 10:29 PM

    Snort. She's a riot. Did you get the kid the dang sandwich or what?

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  18. CaraBeeMarch 12, 2010 at 7:01 AM

    She's a feisty one. Wonder where she gets it? :)

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  19. Elisa @ Globetrotting in HeelsMarch 12, 2010 at 7:33 AM

    She is hilarious. Seriously, this child? Wait until she is a little older, she'll probably have a fabulous humor blog ;-)

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  20. AnonymousMarch 13, 2010 at 9:48 PM

    So quick with the comeback. She's going to give you grey hair one day.

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  21. Joey Lynn RescinitiMarch 14, 2010 at 8:24 PM

    Everything is so literal. You hate to laugh because you know that will make them keep up with their witty comebacks! Personally, I can't help it.

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  22. LoukiaMarch 16, 2010 at 9:10 AM

    Priceless. Haha!

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