One thing winter weather means...I drive:P I don't like to drive in the city. I think everyone drives like a crazy person in the city. I typically have two kiddos in the car, which makes me safey, McSaferton driver. Fact of the matter is...when the weather is nice...I walk. I'd rather be walking.
The Little Man LOVES cars (he calls them taw taws) He spends his time making "taw taw parades". I swear...hot wheels cars are like Gremlins (remember those cute little creatures that multiply when they get wet?) This house is overrun with "taw taws".
Yesterday, Little Man and I were in the car....
Little Man: "Mommy, is there an Indian behind us?"
Me: (paying half my attention to him, and the other half to bad drivers aiming at us) "What Indian?"
Little Man: "Mommy, why is there always an Indian behind us?"
Me: *confused* (I just kept on driving...)
(Cue bad driver almost rear ending us at the stop sign...why does everyone in this city tailgate me?)
Me: (out loud) "What are you doing you IDIOT!"
Little Man: "See...there's always an Indian behind us!"
Hmmmmm....perhaps it's time to keep my driving expletives to myself:/