Me: "Little Man...why are you crying?"
Little Man: "WAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!"
Me: "Oh Little Man, please stop crying."
Miss Peach: "He won't stop crying." (very matter of fact)
Me: "Why won't he stop crying?"
Miss Peach: "Because he's a man."
Where the heck did a three year old get that!?! Wise beyond her years...