Husband, The Little Man, Miss Peach and I are waiting for an elevator. The doors open and a man and a little boy holding car keys are already on the elevator. The little boy looks maybe three years old. We pile into the elevator...
Miss Peach: "boy car keys."
Me: "Yes, the boy is holding car keys."
Little boy: (looking very smug and bothered by our presence in the elevator) "They are not car keys, they are Mercedes keys."
Then Miss Peach promptly kicked the little sh*t in the shins! (not really, but one of us should have). What kind of three year old says that? I think I should have slapped his father.
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ReplyDeleteAnyway, the little sh*t should have been kicked in the shins. What a jerk.
This is why Bossy is glad she has stairs.
ReplyDeleteSnotty brat. Oh wait, did I say that outloud?
ReplyDeleteThat punk will grow to dive a Hummer.
ReplyDeleteHah! Oh, my. The best would have been a tandem kick - Peach kicks the 3 year old for being obnoxious, and you kick the parent for being so pretentious as to teach his kid such an obnoxious thing to say! In unison, one, two, three...
ReplyDeleteya ive noticed children anymore say such mean things
ReplyDeleteoh i and i posted 3 new blogs for you to read
ReplyDeleteCut the three year old some slack...wasn't it you just the other day saying...Miss Peach ran around yelling "damm, damm, damm". Maybe this kids dad is always saying to wifey..."It's not a car, it's a MERCEDES !!!".
ReplyDeleteI will not cut the three year old some slack. Like father like son, father needs to be slapped! Hi Mom...
ReplyDeleteHa! Too bad the kid didn't drop them down the elevator shaft when the doors opened :)
ReplyDelete[Mouth open in disbelief]
ReplyDeleteIf I was his father I would've kicked him in the shins myself.
Brat.
Funny...your mom told you!!! lol
ReplyDeleteSounds kind of bratty...but he had to hear it somewhere..it isn't necessarily his fault :)
Bradley
The Egel Nest
i think my charecter thingie is working i changed it...lol...makes me think dont let smokey near a gun lol
ReplyDeleteBradley...Don't encourage my Mom;)
ReplyDeleteEveryone else...I agree with Shannon, one, two, three...kick!
Oh nice. this is where you shoulda said,
ReplyDelete"you're slumming in a benz?, ahh, our driver is awaiting us, we don't need keys."
WorksforMom...Good one!
ReplyDeleteLOL
ReplyDeleteummm yeah...snobby parents breed snobby children. ughers!
Yep, that father needed a slap and so did his mother!
ReplyDelete"not a little boy, a little snob!"
ReplyDeleteWow, who raises a kid to be that snarky that young? You should have kicked the parent in the shins, not the kid. He's only doing what he was taught.
EEEeew!! What a brat!
ReplyDeleteWFM stole my line! :)
ReplyDeleteOh well, in lieu of a driver, perhaps Peach could have said,
"Our mommy's heli is picking us up on the roof. Sucka."
She could have left off the "sucka" it's not 100% necessary. It just adds a little flavor?
gag. you just know that dad loves that merc. more than his wife.
ReplyDeletehappy delurk day!