tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3367581551556551352.post537132213708532770..comments2024-03-27T02:14:02.107-05:00Comments on The Chronicles of a Chicago Mom: One LinersCynthiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00625673916138703709noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3367581551556551352.post-41304584845524099722010-05-31T21:08:44.950-05:002010-05-31T21:08:44.950-05:00"Somebody" left the light on, left the d..."Somebody" left the light on, left the door open, left the food out, left the water on, didn't flush, didn't replace the toilet paper, didn't rinse his plate, forgot to shut the garage door, left the garbage cans at the street, didn't get the garbage cans to the street....<br /><br />"Somebody" is code word for anybody but mom.Marthavmuffinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10358324554568167553noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3367581551556551352.post-4859329631812650892010-05-03T00:07:34.855-05:002010-05-03T00:07:34.855-05:00wardrobe consultant and negotiator
hairstylist
mak...wardrobe consultant and negotiator<br />hairstylist<br />make up artist<br />the drill sargent<br />the homework doer/enforcer<br />the biatch<br />who farted<br />who pooped and didn't flush<br />oh, i could go on and on and on...melissahttp://www.rockanddrool.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3367581551556551352.post-61242402860277126732010-05-01T07:55:41.345-05:002010-05-01T07:55:41.345-05:00said to my teenager "You should move out now ...said to my teenager "You should move out now while you still know it all"Heatherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05247443626425489882noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3367581551556551352.post-90061617423343685042010-04-30T22:47:44.191-05:002010-04-30T22:47:44.191-05:00Baby wipe shower :PBaby wipe shower :PAmber, The Unlikely Mamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08889294257203900407noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3367581551556551352.post-32011661877364452592010-04-30T13:08:23.422-05:002010-04-30T13:08:23.422-05:00I'm usually heard shouting, "I just want ...I'm usually heard shouting, "I just want a PIP!" (A poop in peace.) I hate having an audience when I'm trying to take a crap.AiringMyLaundryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11051140760624657630noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3367581551556551352.post-7638778626597102292010-04-30T11:08:52.126-05:002010-04-30T11:08:52.126-05:00Well since I have all boys (between the ones who a...Well since I have all boys (between the ones who are still home - 9 yr.old twins and 15 yr. old) I'm known as:<br /><br />The Warden (I oversee all and punish accordingly).<br /><br />Homework Enforcer<br />Queen of "you're ruining my life"<br />Super Shuttle<br />PTA DodgerDiane J.https://www.blogger.com/profile/06638568994448668008noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3367581551556551352.post-8016638866415953012010-04-30T02:35:19.241-05:002010-04-30T02:35:19.241-05:00did you .... did you ..... did you (do your homewo...did you .... did you ..... did you (do your homework, brush your teeth, take out the garbage)<br /><br />time out<br /><br />love you to infinitycelestenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3367581551556551352.post-91236252765598543762010-04-29T21:51:53.844-05:002010-04-29T21:51:53.844-05:00"When I say no, I mean no."
"STOP ..."When I say no, I mean no."<br /><br />"STOP WHINING"<br /><br />"Why are you crying?"<br /><br />"Why are you crying again?"<br /><br />"DRINK YOUR MILK or no dessert."<br /><br />cute picthe mama bird diarieshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11873150534166153971noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3367581551556551352.post-38772029700960186732010-04-29T20:48:16.344-05:002010-04-29T20:48:16.344-05:00pooptastic. my day has been udderly pooptastic.pooptastic. my day has been udderly pooptastic.designHER Mommahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17708634068729401935noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3367581551556551352.post-72805162535179630592010-04-29T15:20:54.052-05:002010-04-29T15:20:54.052-05:00Things I've said today:
Don't make me com...Things I've said today:<br /><br />Don't make me come up there!<br /><br />Get your feet off the ceiling! (seriously)<br /><br />I can't hear you when you whine!tracey.becker1@gmail.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09606831315390042198noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3367581551556551352.post-15004834497938888512010-04-29T15:08:24.980-05:002010-04-29T15:08:24.980-05:00No.No.Magpiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15460136246441367993noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3367581551556551352.post-6611066910246984872010-04-29T10:57:05.136-05:002010-04-29T10:57:05.136-05:00Playpen nurse
Armchair doctor/mediator/shrink etc...Playpen nurse<br /><br />Armchair doctor/mediator/shrink etc...you get where I'm going with this. <br /><br />"The mothership"...my 20 year old's friends gave me this one. I'm not sure if it's good or not. But judging on the number of times they have all invaded our home, I'm going to go ahead and ASSume it's cool!Audrey at Barking Madhttp://www.iambarkingmad.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3367581551556551352.post-22896374015793918422010-04-29T10:14:14.317-05:002010-04-29T10:14:14.317-05:00Referee
Translator of toddler language
Detective s...Referee<br />Translator of toddler language<br />Detective specializing in missing 'must have' toys<br />Diaper sniffer<br />Juice fetcherMommy 2 Monkeyshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08764746022705965227noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3367581551556551352.post-43202569228462094182010-04-29T09:34:11.388-05:002010-04-29T09:34:11.388-05:00Or you could hire a mom who also happens to be a p...Or you could hire a mom who also happens to be a professional copywriter at Chicago's biggest ad agency. Ahem. <br /><br />Seriously, I don't work for free, but we could work out a barter (art for copy).Marketing Mommyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03053269407544317183noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3367581551556551352.post-9549418931623189752010-04-29T08:23:19.192-05:002010-04-29T08:23:19.192-05:00Placenta brain
You get what you get and you don...Placenta brain<br />You get what you get and you don't get upset<br />Nap fail<br />Mini Van/Traveling PlayroomE...https://www.blogger.com/profile/04405932437380095945noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3367581551556551352.post-41910480090820331922010-04-29T08:13:57.033-05:002010-04-29T08:13:57.033-05:00Teen list:
ATM (that one deserves to be listed twi...Teen list:<br />ATM (that one deserves to be listed twice)<br />Shower mafia<br />"I'm tired of seeing teen a$$! Pull up your pants!!"<br />Smells like teen spirit<br />Soccer mom<br />Bed checker<br />"back in the day"Tara R.https://www.blogger.com/profile/02993625193184914299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3367581551556551352.post-46106146341224962412010-04-29T06:25:08.609-05:002010-04-29T06:25:08.609-05:00Hover Mother
Human Jungle Gym
Because I Said So ( ...Hover Mother<br />Human Jungle Gym<br />Because I Said So ( a little old school but it works)<br />Diapersplosion<br />It's __________ or Nothing<br />Snot Patrol<br />Quick! Get Me The Duck Tape<br />Get Out Of The Kitchen<br />I'm Going Potty, Not Having A Party<br />Did You Fart? (To Husband or oldest child)<br />Butt Sniffer ( when no one farted)<br />NO! WE ARE NOT GOING TO WALMART!litlsuzzyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11671355149994010137noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3367581551556551352.post-9730992806589861862010-04-29T03:03:50.385-05:002010-04-29T03:03:50.385-05:00ATM
Thats all I have right now...seems I am alway...ATM<br /><br />Thats all I have right now...seems I am always handing out moneyVodka Logichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13870805969416858519noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3367581551556551352.post-60836113091207637242010-04-28T22:55:05.342-05:002010-04-28T22:55:05.342-05:00Your biggest fan
Queen Bee
If mama ain't happy...Your biggest fan<br />Queen Bee<br />If mama ain't happy, ain't no one happy<br />the dairy farmLutherLizhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10949785104237442171noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3367581551556551352.post-45515824079338687562010-04-28T22:29:06.489-05:002010-04-28T22:29:06.489-05:00How about anything involving bodily fluids ... puk...How about anything involving bodily fluids ... puke, poop, pee, spit, snot (I could go on and on). <br /><br />Or anything involving snacktime ... goldfish, cheerios, sippy cups, juice boxes, raisin boxes, don't put that [fill-in-the-blank food] up your nose ...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3367581551556551352.post-31459964274396330122010-04-28T21:59:30.009-05:002010-04-28T21:59:30.009-05:00Ponytail Mafia
Booger wiper
SAHM (Stay at Home Mar...Ponytail Mafia<br />Booger wiper<br />SAHM (Stay at Home Martyr)-my least favorite<br />Waitress<br />Alice (from the Brady Bunch)<br />Geeves<br />Stroller Pusher<br />Binky Police<br />I will have to think of more for you.Kimhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15128941432434492317noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3367581551556551352.post-84967908438447851562010-04-28T21:37:15.890-05:002010-04-28T21:37:15.890-05:00Oh...those are good ones!Oh...those are good ones!Cynthiahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00625673916138703709noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3367581551556551352.post-69306949217501615682010-04-28T21:35:11.131-05:002010-04-28T21:35:11.131-05:00Sleep deprived
Emotional wreck
Helicopter mom
Play...Sleep deprived<br />Emotional wreck<br />Helicopter mom<br />Playground mamaLoukiahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03066879990007701379noreply@blogger.com